After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She is in my trunk
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
