Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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