Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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