is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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