I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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