God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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