Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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