I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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