i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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