you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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