Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize