Me. At least after what I've been through.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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