I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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