"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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