I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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