Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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