Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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