Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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