I don't think brook has ever known best
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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