I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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