So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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