The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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