I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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