Tell her she can't have a vagina
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So squirting runs in the family.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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