i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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