I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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