No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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