there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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