Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
i need some magic done to my vagina
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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