Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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