You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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