At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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