I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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