is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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