The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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