You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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