I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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