so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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