i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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