K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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