Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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