Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
