Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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