Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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