Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize