Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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