We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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