yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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