is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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