I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
