We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
