maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
