i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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