Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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