I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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