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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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